美国网友问中国有车吗?脑洞大开中国网友答案

Does China have cars?

中国有汽车吗?

1、No.People in China always ride pandas, red-crowned cranes or elks to go out. Some people who practises a lot may be able to drive wind or swords. Few people may walk, but that is always for exercising.Children use little doggies and kitties. We ARE so old-fashioned.

没有。中国人,一般都是骑大熊猫、丹顶鹤或者麋鹿出行。那些武艺高超的人,还可以御风或御剑飞行。很少有人走路,即使有,也是在锻炼身体。小孩子,一般都是骑小狗或者小猫。我们很传统的。

2、Hell, no!How possibly could we, the poor Chinese, the people living in the largest and most populated developing country in the world, afford a car?!We only have bikes, and we can only RENT! Jesus.

妈的,没有啊!我们中国,这么穷,还是世界上人口最多和最大的发展中国家,我们怎么可能买得起汽车啊?!我们只能骑自行车,还只能租!老天爷啊。

美国网友问中国有车吗?脑洞大开中国网友答案笑到喷饭

 

There are few small cars that we can AFFORD to RENT only, as follows:

We poor Chinese, can only afford to rent those ELECTRIC vehicles, as we can’t afford to buy gasoline or diesel!Our crowded bus are also ELECTRIC, all bus groups in all cities in China are so damn poor to buy gasoline, because all Chinese are so poor to pay expensive gasoline engine driven bus.

只有很少的小型汽车我们负担得起,还是租的:

美国网友问中国有车吗?脑洞大开中国网友答案笑到喷饭

 

我们中国人穷,只能租那些电动汽车。汽油车和柴油车,我们买不起啊!我们那人满人患的公交车,也是电动的。中国所有城市的公交公司,都非常穷,负担不起汽油发动机驱动的公共汽车。

美国网友问中国有车吗?脑洞大开中国网友答案笑到喷饭

 

So Poor!Can you wire us some money for charity, as you are such a good man/woman?May GOD bless you.Amen!

真是太可怜了!看你像个好人,能汇点钱给我们做慈善吗?愿上帝保佑你。阿门!

3、No. In China, we resort to flying about on carpets and use our chopsticks to operate the carpets.

没有。在中国,我们用地毯来飞行,而且是用我们的筷子来操控地毯。

4、No we don’t and we don't need cars!Chinese people, due to limited conditions, has developed other methods for transporting mass population far and fas. Even the horses in China can do 500km in daytime and 400km in the night time (日行千里夜八百)! Who needs a car when you have horse!

没有。我们不需要汽车。由于条件的限制,中国人发展出了其他的交通运输方式。即使是中国的马,白天也能跑500公里,夜晚能跑400公里(日行千里夜八百)!当你有这样的马的时候,谁还要汽车啊?

5、No they don't..coze they all know martial arts and can fly from one place to another as shown in MOVIES !!Ohh wait !! You live on Neptune. I forget you don't have movies there !! Hahahaha !! But you have internet..I am confused now !! Hahaha

没有,他们没有汽车……因为他们都会武术,就像电影里展现的那样,他们可以从一个地方飞到另外一个地方!!哦,等等!!你是住在海王星上的。你没看过这些电影,我给忘了!!哈哈哈!!

6、Actually, In China, there have no car. In other words, we do not need car, because we are descendants of the dragon. Hence, we usually use Qi(氣) to reach certain place, which is a energy-save choice. Thereby, China have no cars.

实际上,在中国,是没有车的。换句话说,我们不需要汽车,因为我们是龙的后代。我们用“气”来赶路,而且,这是非常节能环保的。因此,中国没有汽车。

7、No, we don’t need them.We ride swords in the air for our daily traffic, like you do with skateboards, but much elegantly. We do so since antiquity.Sometimes the wealthy family may buy a car on the Halloween, the April First or whatever, cut it into pieces and cook it with dry frog and dry grass for the main dish of the dinner. Anyhow we Chinese eat all the thing.You know that's true, right?Open Your Eyes to learn The True World plz.

不,我们不需要汽车。日常交通,我们都是御剑飞行,就像你们滑滑板,但是我们更优雅些。我们自古以来就这样做了。在万圣节、愚人节等等节日,有钱的人家会买辆汽车,把车切成碎片,放在锅里,跟青蛙和干草一起炖,那就是晚餐的主菜了。毕竟,我们中国人什么都吃的。你知道我说的都是真的,对不对?请睁开你的眼睛,认识真实的世界吧!

美国网友问中国有车吗?脑洞大开中国网友答案笑到喷饭

 

8、No. Because Chinese people mostly practice Kungfu and Qi at the age of 5, Chinese adults usually know how to fly before they graduate from college. Some of them fly very fast, like 50 miles per second but most of them fly pretty slow, usually at the speed of 100 mph. I was born in China and i m studying in the US right now. I fly from home to my university tp save the expensive flight tickets so that I can buy more books to read to be a nerd.

没有的。因为大多数中国人,5岁的时候,就开始练习功夫和“气”,中国的成年人在大学毕业前,就知道怎么飞了。他们中的有些飞得还挺快,例如每秒50英里。但是大多数人还是挺慢的,一般是每小时100英里。我在中国出生,现在在美国学习。我一般都是从大学直接飞到老家的,机票太他妈的贵了,省下的钱就可以买好多好多的书来看,这样我就能成为书呆子啦!

9、As we all know, China is the country which has the largest number of bikes. Nearly all people in China use bicycles or electric bicycles.Recently, shared bicycles are popular in China, which in other words, reflects cars are too luxurious in China.

很少有。众所周知,中国是自行车数量最多的国家。几乎人手一辆自行车或者电动车。最近,共享单车在中国也大受欢迎,换句话说,这反映了汽车在中国还是太奢侈了。

10、China doesn’t have cars because car is so poor that too many issues are caused by car, such as traffic accident/jams,exhaust purification of car etc.The key point is car can’t fly so Chines people ride Chinese dragons.

中国没有汽车,因为汽车引起太多的问题了,例如交通事故、交通堵塞、汽车尾气等等。关键一点,汽车不能飞,所以中国人都是骑龙出行的。

美国网友问中国有车吗?脑洞大开中国网友答案笑到喷饭

 

11、No.We reach our destinations by clouds. We can sit or stand or even lie on it, which depend on the distance of the journey. It's much faster and safer and more comfortable than cars. The scenery in different levels of sky is variously beautiful. I hope you can have a look one day ; )

没有。我们都是腾云出行的。在云上面,我们或坐、或站、或躺,姿势取决于旅程的距离。这可比开车快多了,更安全、更舒服。不同层次的天空,景色也是异彩纷呈。希望哪天你也能来坐坐。

12、Cars? Impossible,we do not have cars.Why we need cars? Of course , we have kunfu, like “qing gong”, when we use it for moving , the speed is faster than GTR’s.And the most talented people can handle the “jindouyun” kunfu, we can move thousand miles away by using this kunfu.However, just like “jindouyun”, we also have a unique kunfu calls “yu jian fei xing” , it is a way to stand on the sword and control it to fly in the sky .

汽车?怎么可能啊,我们没有汽车的。我们为什么需要汽车呢?我们有功夫,例如“轻功”,当我们轻功飞行的时候,速度比GTR跑车还快。武功最强的人,他们可以驾驭“筋斗云”,使用这种神功,我们可以飞到千里之外。但是,就像“筋斗云”那样,我们还有一种特别的功夫“御剑飞行”,它是一种站在剑上,操控飞剑在天上飞的功夫。

13、OF COURSE NOT。I mean, what is this:They are just colorful boxes with wheels!!Oh, you say they are cars?They are just colorful boxes with wheels!!Oh, you say they are cars?

当然没有。我想问,这是什么:它们只是有轮子的彩色盒子!!啥,你说它们是汽车?









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